{"product_id":"history-teacher-tumbler-dark-humor-gift-for-history-teachers","title":"History Teacher Tumbler - Dark Humor Gift for History Teachers","description":"Every history teacher knows the real cost of education isn't in textbooks—it's in the constant corrections. This tumbler is for the educator who's watched a student confidently place the Civil War in the 1800s and then double down on it. Let's face it, you didn't go into teaching for the riches, but you definitely didn't anticipate financing your students' historical inaccuracies. Between grading essays that claim the French Revolution happened in the 1700s (well, technically true) and explaining that no, the Titanic was not sunk by a sea monster, you've earned a drink that stays cold while your patience runs thin. This sturdy tumbler keeps your coffee hot through back-to-back classes, so you can sip in silent judgment as another student mispronounces 'Napoleon.' It's a practical nod to the noble art of teaching history, with a side of eye-roll. Perfect for the educator who's seen it all and still shows up. Whether it's for a colleague or a well-deserved self-gift, this tumbler says, 'I teach the past, but I live in the present (barely).'","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"20oz","offer_id":55127858708822,"sku":"18068822691783264113","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1054\/5322\/4278\/files\/8838653385601546677_2048.jpg?v=1789735246","url":"https:\/\/proudlyprinted.store\/products\/history-teacher-tumbler-dark-humor-gift-for-history-teachers","provider":"Proudly Printed","version":"1.0","type":"link"}