{"product_id":"oil-rig-worker-tote-bag-funny-dark-humor-gift-for-roughnecks","title":"Oil Rig Worker Tote Bag - Funny Dark Humor Gift for Roughnecks","description":"There's a certain kind of pride that comes from hands that never quite wash clean. If you've spent a shift on the rig, you know the drill—grease in every crease, crude under the nails, and a sense of humor that's seen things. This tote bag is for the roughneck who's hauled more than their fair share of pipe and still shows up with a smirk. The slogan says it all: \"My knuckles stay black from crude.\" It's not a complaint; it's a badge of honor. The sturdy canvas holds your gear—lunch, coveralls, maybe a few wrenches—without flinching. No frills, no nonsense, just like the job. Whether you're heading to the site or grabbing a cold one after, this bag fits the lifestyle. It's the kind of gift that gets a nod, not a thank-you speech. For the rig worker who's seen it all, this tote says what they're already thinking. Throw in a six-pack or a pack of smokes and you're golden. It's practical, a little gritty, and unapologetically honest—just like the person carrying it.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ White","offer_id":55132304736598,"sku":"11197609199617147200","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1054\/5322\/4278\/files\/14457852488734521576_2048.jpg?v=1789732162","url":"https:\/\/proudlyprinted.store\/products\/oil-rig-worker-tote-bag-funny-dark-humor-gift-for-roughnecks","provider":"Proudly Printed","version":"1.0","type":"link"}