{"product_id":"sarcastic-midwife-mug-funny-nurse-gift-for-birth-junkies","title":"Sarcastic Midwife Mug – Funny Nurse Gift for Birth Junkies","description":"Ah yes, because nothing says 'I love my job' like a cup of coffee that’s seen more contractions than you have. This mug is for the midwife who has heard 'I can’t do this' a thousand times and still shows up with a straight face and a steady hand. It’s for the one who knows that pushing harder is both a literal instruction and a metaphor for surviving another shift. Let’s be honest, you’ve earned a vessel that understands your dark sense of humor. Whether it’s 3 a.m. or just another Tuesday, this ceramic companion will hold your caffeine and your sarcasm in equal measure. It’s microwave-safe, dishwasher-safe, and emotionally supportive in a way that your colleagues just aren’t. Because let’s face it, the only thing stronger than your coffee is your ability to keep a poker face when someone says 'I think I’m in labor' for the fifth time. This mug makes a great gift for the midwife in your life—or a little treat for yourself, because you definitely deserve it. Just don’t blame us when your other mug starts feeling neglected.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":55148847661398,"sku":"16396033643526536721","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1054\/5322\/4278\/files\/88466488570174564_2048.jpg?v=1789673731","url":"https:\/\/proudlyprinted.store\/products\/sarcastic-midwife-mug-funny-nurse-gift-for-birth-junkies","provider":"Proudly Printed","version":"1.0","type":"link"}