{"product_id":"sarcastic-school-counselor-t-shirt-adult-babysitting-tee","title":"Sarcastic School Counselor T-Shirt | Adult Babysitting Tee","description":"Let’s be honest—your day is a blur of hallway mediation, forgotten permission slips, and convincing a teenager that yes, showing up to class matters. You’ve got a master’s degree in crisis management, yet somehow you’re also the one reminding grown-ups to use their words. This shirt says what you’re thinking when you’re knee-deep in another “urgent” situation that’s really just a scheduling conflict. It’s for the counselor who’s mastered the art of the patient nod while internally drafting their resignation letter. Wear it on casual Fridays, or when you need a subtle warning that your patience is a limited resource. It’s soft, it’s honest, and it’s the closest thing to a therapy session you’ll get today. Whether it’s for you or the counselor who’s saved your sanity more times than they’ll admit, this tee is a small nod to the person who keeps the chaos contained—one deep breath at a time.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":55141736907094,"sku":"13484681379779756561","price":22.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":55141736939862,"sku":"22451254410635243549","price":22.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":55141736972630,"sku":"22825753156322470553","price":22.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1054\/5322\/4278\/files\/9383309389384630818_2048.jpg?v=1789687749","url":"https:\/\/proudlyprinted.store\/products\/sarcastic-school-counselor-t-shirt-adult-babysitting-tee","provider":"Proudly Printed","version":"1.0","type":"link"}