You survived basic training, multiple deployments, and probably a few too many MREs. But the real enemy? It's 3 a.m., and you're wide awake, staring at the ceiling like it owes you money. Sleep has become your own personal battle buddy who keeps going AWOL. This shirt says it all: "Insomnia is my second tour of duty." Because let's be honest—your brain never really got the memo about standing down. It's still running on alert status, cataloging every creak in the house and every car that passes by. The fit is as comfortable as a well-worn flight suit, and the print is sharp enough to pass inspection. Whether you're up pacing the kitchen or just lying there calculating how many hours of sleep you'd need to function like a civilian, this tee gets it. It's the kind of humor that only a veteran truly appreciates—dark, dry, and a little bit defiant. And if you know someone who's still fighting the night shift in their own head, this makes a dangerously good gift. Grab one for them—or for yourself—and at least you'll look good while you're awake.
