Let's be honest—your fillings aren't the only thing vibrating. After years of holding down the groove, your entire skeleton hums at 40 Hz, and your dentist has started billing you by the decibel. This pillow is for the bassist who knows that 'feeling the music' isn't a metaphor—it's a medical condition. Whether you're a four-string lifer or a five-string overachiever, you've sacrificed your ears, your back, and now your dental work to the low end. And what do you get? A pat on the head from the guitarist who can't even tune without a pedal. This pillow doesn't fix your tinnitus or your GAS, but it does provide a soft place to rest your head while you contemplate why you didn't just take up the triangle. Made for those who speak in frequencies that make others' chests rattle, it's a subtle nod to the struggle that only a true low-ender understands. Perfect for the bassist in your life—or for yourself, because let's face it, nobody else is going to get you the right gift. They'll just buy you another cable.
