Let’s be real: your intestines have been running the show for years. You didn’t choose the scope-creep life; it chose you—right after that colonoscopy prep that felt like a personal betrayal. This phone case is for the warrior who’s survived more camera inspections than a bank vault and still manages to laugh about it. Because if you don’t laugh, you’ll cry, and we both know crying leads to bloating. The bold, dark-humor slogan—'Scope creep dictates my daily schedule now'—is printed in crisp, unapologetic letters on a sturdy case that can handle more drops than your gut can handle dairy. It’s a badge of survival, a nod to the pride you feel every time you make it through another scope, another flare, another day. No one else gets it, but that’s fine—they don’t need to. This case is for you, a reminder that you’re tougher than any prep laxative. And hey, if a fellow warrior spots it, instant bond. Perfect for treating yourself or making a friend snort-laugh through their next infusion.
