Let’s be honest—your patients get more rest than you do. Between 3 a.m. pages, endless charting, and coffee that’s basically a personality trait, sleep is just a rumor. This tee says what every doctor secretly thinks while the ward snoozes peacefully. It’s the perfect uniform for the physician who’s mastered the art of running on fumes and dark jokes. Soft fabric, bold print, zero rounds required. Wear it to work, to brunch, or to your couch where you’ll finally attempt a nap—only to be interrupted by your own brain replaying that one difficult case. Because let’s face it, even off-duty, you’re on-call. Whether it’s for a med school grad, a resident surviving residency, or an attending who’s seen it all, this shirt is a hilarious nod to the sleepless reality of medicine. It’s also a great way to bond with colleagues who get it—and confuse everyone else. So go ahead, treat yourself (or a fellow doctor) to a laugh that’s better than any prescription. Just don’t wear it to a patient consult—unless you want them to know your secret.
