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Funny Dad T-Shirt | Chief Assembler of Scraped Knees & Bedtime Stories

Funny Dad T-Shirt | Chief Assembler of Scraped Knees & Bedtime Stories

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Some dads fix cars. Some dads fix faucets. But the real heroes? They fix scraped knees with a kiss and a band-aid, then assemble the most epic bedtime stories known to mankind. This shirt is for the guy who’s been on call 24/7 since day one—the one who’s mastered the art of the perfect piggyback ride and can turn a cardboard box into a spaceship. He’s the chief assembler, the official knee-kisser, and the undisputed champion of 'just one more story.' Whether he’s grilling, coaching, or pretending to know all the lyrics to 'Baby Shark,' this tee celebrates the dad who shows up, suits up, and loves harder than anyone. Made for the man whose greatest invention is a hug that makes everything better. Because let’s be honest—his tools may be scattered, but his heart is always in the right place. If you’re looking for a gift that says 'I see you, Dad,' this is it. He’s earned the title, and now he can wear it.
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