Let’s be honest—foster dads run on a fuel that science hasn’t fully explained yet. It’s not coffee (okay, maybe a little coffee), and it’s definitely not eight hours of sleep. No, the real power source is the bedtime story. The tenth reading of *Goodnight Moon*? That’s a full charge. The dramatic reenactment of a dragon’s roar? Extra juice. This tee celebrates the beautiful, chaotic, love-fueled sacrifice that comes with opening your home and your heart. Because let’s face it, you’re not just a dad—you’re a human Roomba, cleaning up messes, navigating obstacles, and somehow making it all look easy. Wear it to the park, the grocery store, or just around the house while you negotiate one more story. It’s soft, it’s honest, and it’s a little bit funny—just like you. Whether it’s for yourself or another foster dad who deserves a laugh, this shirt says what we’re all thinking: the real battery life is love.
