Let’s be honest—your students’ excuses are more creative than their homework. “The dog ate it” is practically a classic, but you’ve heard it all: “My printer exploded,” “I left it in my other backpack,” and the ever-popular “I didn’t know we had homework.” This shirt is for the teacher who’s seen it all and still shows up with coffee in hand and a smirk on their face. Because while you’re technically supposed to grade essays, let’s face it—you’re really grading the quality of their alibis. Is that a solid excuse? A for effort. Did they blame the Wi-Fi again? That’s a C minus. Wear this tee to staff meetings, parent-teacher conferences, or just to remind yourself that you’re not alone in this circus. It’s soft, comfortable, and ready for the chaos of another school year. Whether you teach math, history, or English, this one speaks the universal language of secondary school survival. Perfect for a colleague who needs a laugh—or for yourself on a particularly rough Monday.
