You didn't forget to update the syllabus. You simply chose to let it be a surprise. That's not negligence—that's pedagogy with flair. And after a day of convincing eighteen-year-olds that citing Wikipedia is not a personality, you deserve a pillow that understands. This isn't just a place to rest your head; it's a sarcastic monument to every lecture you powered through on coffee and spite. The soft fabric cradles your underpaid genius while the slogan whispers sweet, dark truths about the pages you may or may not have meant to assign. Let's be honest—somewhere between committee meetings and grading essays that read like they were written by a sleep-deprived raccoon, you earned this rest. It's the perfect gift for the professor who's given everything to academia and received a parking pass in return. So go ahead, nap like you've got tenure. Or at least like you've got a syllabus that's 'intentionally flexible.'
