Let's be honest—your job is basically convincing adults to play with putty and then documenting it. You've mastered the art of the gentle nudge, the strategic break, and the 'let's just try one more rep' face. But here's the thing: while you're busy teaching others to respect their bodies' boundaries, your phone is out here sliding off every surface, cracking under pressure, and absolutely ignoring the concept of joint protection. This case is your silent, sarcastic coworker. It knows the real limits—not of your patients, but of your patience, your coffee intake, and your ability to fake a smile when someone asks for the tenth time if they can 'just skip the hand exercises.' Because let's face it, you've seen more than enough hypermobile thumbs to know that tools don't negotiate. They just break. So wrap your lifeline in something that gets it. And if someone asks where you got it? Just say it was a gift from your very tired, very proud shoulder joint.
