Pharmacist Dark Humor Hoodie - I Count Pills to Avoid Counting Regrets

Let's be real: you didn't become a pharmacist for the glamour. You did it because you love the smell of a freshly stocked shelf and the thrill of a perfectly organized blister pack. But between the endless "is this generic?" questions and the patient who swears their allergy is "kinda maybe" serious, there's a truth only you understand: counting pills is way easier than counting regrets. This hoodie speaks fluent pharmacy dark humor—it's for the nights you double-check a prescription and think, "At least my mistakes are legal." Made for the professional who's seen it all, from the 3 a.m. call about a cough syrup to the patient who thinks 'take with food' means 'eat a pizza.' Soft, warm, and unapologetically honest, this is the armor you wear when the world expects you to smile through the chaos. Whether you're behind the counter or binge-watching true crime at home, this hoodie says what you're thinking. It's also the perfect gift for the pharmacist who's saved your butt more times than they'll admit—because some heroes just need a punchline.