Ah, the eternal struggle: you teach the quadratic formula, and suddenly everyone thinks you're a walking calculator. This phone case is for the math teacher who's done with the 'can you do my homework?' texts and the 'what's the tip?' questions at dinner. It screams 'I have boundaries' in the most mathematically elegant way possible. The bold, black-on-white print makes your sarcastic mantra unmistakable: 'I solve for x but not for free.' Perfect for the classroom, the faculty lounge, or anywhere you need to establish dominance over people who still use their fingers to count. Sure, it's a phone case, but it's also a warning label. Slap it on your phone, and let your students know that your expertise has a price—and it's not exposure. Whether you're grading papers or ignoring group chats, this case keeps your device protected and your attitude intact. It's the gift for the math teacher who has everything except patience. Because let's be honest, if they wanted to work for free, they'd have become an influencer.
