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Sarcastic School Counselor Phone Case – Saving Futures on Fumes and Borrowed Goo

Sarcastic School Counselor Phone Case – Saving Futures on Fumes and Borrowed Goo

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Oh, you thought you'd get rich saving futures? Cute. This phone case is for the school counselor who runs on caffeine, duct tape, and the faint hope that maybe—just maybe—one kid will actually use the coping strategies you taught them. It's the perfect accessory for the professional who juggles IEPs, crisis interventions, and hallway peace treaties, all while pretending their salary is a living wage. The slogan says it all: 'Saving futures on fumes and borrowed goodwill.' Because let's be real, your goodwill is about as borrowed as the school's Wi-Fi. This case fits your phone like a glove (or at least like a counselor fits into a schedule with zero free periods). It's durable, stylish, and just the right amount of passive-aggressive for your desk. Whether you're documenting 'another meeting that could've been an email' or scrolling through memes to survive the day, this case has your back. And if you're buying this for the counselor in your life, you clearly get them—and they deserve it. They've saved more futures than they'll ever get credit for, so give them a little reminder that you see the fumes and the goodwill, and you appreciate it.
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