Sarcastic School Nurse Hoodie - Bandages, Glue, Bandaids & Pocket Lint Salary

Ah yes, the glamorous life of a school nurse. You patch up knees, hand out ice packs, and somehow still find pocket lint in your paycheck. This hoodie says it all — because let's be honest, if we charged by the boo-boo, we'd be millionaires. But no, we get the privilege of being called 'the boo-boo lady' and a salary that barely covers the coffee needed to survive the day. Perfect for the nurse who's seen it all — from mysterious rashes to the kid who ate glue on a dare. Wear it to work, to the grocery store, or to your couch where you collapse after a long shift. It's soft, it's comfy, and it's the only thing that understands your pain. Gift it to your favorite school nurse (or yourself) because someone deserves a little sarcasm in their life.