School Counselor Hoodie – My Empathy Battery Runs on Pocket Lint

Let’s be honest: your empathy battery isn’t just low—it’s been running on pocket lint and leftover coffee fumes since September. This hoodie doesn’t pretend to fix that. It just wraps you in a soft, darkly humorous hug that says, “I care so much it’s draining me, and I’d still do it again.” Perfect for the counselor who’s talked one too many kids off the ledge, mediated one too many hallway dramas, and still somehow finds the energy to smile at the next student who knocks on the door. The front features the slogan in bold, unapologetic letters—a badge of honor for the underpaid, over-invested, secretly exhausted professional. Wear it on spirit day, on a “mental health” work-from-home day, or to the staff meeting where you’ll need to fake patience for the 47th time. It’s a love letter to the job that drains you, and a subtle nod to the fact that you deserve way more than a lanyard and a “thanks for all you do” email. Because let’s face it—if anyone’s running on fumes, it’s you. But at least you’ll look cozy doing it. Gift it to your favorite counselor, or treat yourself. They (you) have earned it.