You don't just listen to everyone's problems—you solve them, then go home and stare at the ceiling wondering if your master's degree qualifies you for a discount on ramen. This phone case is for the counselor who's given 110% to everyone else and asks for nothing but a paycheck that reflects the sheer emotional labor you're shelling out daily. Between mediating hallway drama and convincing parents that yes, their kid is fine, you've earned the right to a little snark. This case says what you're thinking when a student asks for a hall pass for the third time in one period: my empathy needs actual financial compensation now. It's a daily reminder that your love for your students is real—but so is your need for rent money. Perfect for the counselor who's tired of being everyone's emotional support human and wants their wallet to feel the love too. Slap it on your phone, and let the irony protect your device as fiercely as you protect everyone else's feelings.
