Let's be honest—your 'carefully planned' counseling session was probably going to be derailed by a kid crisis, a parent email, or a fire drill anyway. So why not blame the therapy dog? This shirt says what we're all thinking: the dog ate the lesson plan, and honestly, that's the best excuse you've got. It's for the counselor who's mastered the art of rolling with chaos, who knows that sometimes the real therapy is just getting through the day without losing it. Whether you're juggling IEPs, hallway mediation, or another round of 'I can't find my Chromebook,' this tee is your badge of survival. It's dark humor for the school counselor who's seen it all and still shows up with a coffee in one hand and a crisis plan in the other. Wear it on casual Fridays, staff development days, or any day you need to signal to your colleagues that you're one lost worksheet away from a breakdown—but you're handling it. Because let's face it, if the lesson plan's gone, you're improvising anyway. And you're great at that. This shirt makes a killer gift for that counselor who keeps you sane—or at least pretends to.
